Forming A Blended Family Pillows

'I know we both have kids from a previous marriage, but the term is 'blended famil', not 'bundled family.''

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Mia has three kids from her first marriage, one from her second, and two from her third. I've got four from my first marriage, one from my second, two from my third and one from my fourth. For our marriage, Mia and I have decided to cool it.'

Multimarriages-phobia.

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"If there are no objections..."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

"My grandparents are from the old country. When they don't want me to know what they're saying, they speak in Latin."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"...failing is ok."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

Second Wedding Cake

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

"I don't like it either, but since your mistress and my master are moving in together, we'll just have to get along..."