Joining A Blended Family Pillows

'I have more step-dads than you do!'

"Don't think of me as your stepdad – think of me as the guy having sex with your mom."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"If there are no objections..."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Will you marry us?'

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"...failing is ok."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"It's just for a few days, darling. We're a very close family."

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Multimarriages-phobia.

Kids and Step-Families

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."