Family Blending Gifts

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'It's the same thing I got my dad last year, but it was a different dad.'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"If there are no objections..."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

Multimarriages-phobia.

"Sumo Hockey."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

Second Wedding Cake

"I don't like it either, but since your mistress and my master are moving in together, we'll just have to get along..."