Blended Pet Families Prints

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"If there are no objections..."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"...failing is ok."

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

Multimarriages-phobia.

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

Second Wedding Cake

"I don't like it either, but since your mistress and my master are moving in together, we'll just have to get along..."