Blended Family Introduction Prints

"Good evening. I am Martha's son by a previous marriage."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'Until I met your Mom, yes.'

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"If there are no objections..."

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."

"When you say you want to speak to my parents, do you mean my mommy and her new husband, or my daddy and his new wife or my mommy and daddy?"

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Will you marry us?'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"I'll clean my room when I want. I don't have to listen to you. You're just my step ladder."

'Guess what, Mom - Suzie and I just found out that we have the same ex-Dad!'

'You know, I think I'm in the wrong nest.'

"Truth be told, you all have different daddies."

'My parents are divorced...and I'm doing very nicely, thank you.'

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'Hi! New daddy!'

'Shall we have a small family Alfred? - I've got 10 kids from my first marriage!'

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

"I don't know who to choose to give me away - my biological father, my adoptive father, or my stepfather."

"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."

"...failing is ok."

'And do you, Randall, take Linda and her cat that doesn't like you?'

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

Multimarriages-phobia.

"We need a bigger place for my kids and his kids and our kids."

"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was young."

'It's so nice to finally meet you. we can play 'good mother-in-law - bad mother-in-law'.'

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."