Animal Breeds Pillows

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kultural K9's.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Puppies

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"He's a Crocodoodle."

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Good, but not Great Danes.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."