Animal Breeding Pillows

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"No, there's nothing wrong with her. Daisy here has been bred only to produce skimmed milk."

Hybrid Cat Breeds

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'Yes, you're right! We have increased our initial investment.'

Canine Speed Dating.

'Don't tell me she's not transgenic,'

'Proud yes, but enough to try it again!'

Cat breeders' association entrance

"Why are you trying to cross a hen with a banjo?"

'Well yes, technically, I'm a Sheep-Dog, but I've never been near a farm, let alone a sheep...'

'We can't go any faster, sir. Nellie is pregnant.'

'It gives the entire breed a bad name.'

Incredibly Inexpensive Goat Breeders Pretty Good Goat's. Half the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice they're runts.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Inbreeding Mishaps

"Why buy the bull when you can get the stud service for free?"

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

A day at the transgenic races

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.