Dog Person Gifts

You really need to be careful about touching your face."

'It must be nice to be bilingual.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Had you subscribed to my podcast, you would have learned my dog ate my homework.'

"We're fighting like - well, we're fighting."

'Okay. We've domesticated the dog, but we're having a little trouble with the cat...'

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

'Lucky me, to have bumped into an intelligent, friendly rattler with a wonderful sense of humour.'

'Don't you dare!'

"The serotonin is deafening."

"Google has replaced you as man's best friend."

Honk If You Hate Cats

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'It's thinking.'

'Jehovah's WHO?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

'He used to offer unconditional love until he retained an attorney.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'It's for the neighborhood dogs.'

A couple and their dogs tango.

"We're screwed."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'It's from the cat. I think it's a pound cake.'

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

'I found him on the internet.'