Dog Person Mugs

You really need to be careful about touching your face."

'It must be nice to be bilingual.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'Had you subscribed to my podcast, you would have learned my dog ate my homework.'

"We're fighting like - well, we're fighting."

'Okay. We've domesticated the dog, but we're having a little trouble with the cat...'

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

'Lucky me, to have bumped into an intelligent, friendly rattler with a wonderful sense of humour.'

"The serotonin is deafening."

'Don't you dare!'

"If you want me to show you a 'Pas Du Chat,' I'll show you a 'Pas Du Chat'."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I could have been man's best friend but who needs the pressure."

Honk If You Hate Cats

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

A day in the life of a dog.

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'It's thinking.'

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'I found him on the internet.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Truth behind 'barking up the wrong tree'.

"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"

'Jehovah's WHO?'

'It's for the neighborhood dogs.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I'd like to know who the heck was in charge of the naming!"

'He used to offer unconditional love until he retained an attorney.'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

The turning point in canine history: "Should we eat him, or should we pay with him?"

A couple and their dogs tango.

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"It cuts down on my screen time."