Pet Person Mugs

'One that doesn't meow too much.'

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

"Bad dog."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"Is that your answer to everything? Sleep on it?"

Snowman walking his dog

'Another thing I hate, the cat always taking your side!'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

A Birdie Feeder

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Police Feline Unit

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.