Funny Dog Person Gifts

Dog phrenology

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Dog wearing a cone

'The results of your physical exam are fine, except for your reflexes: They're more 'dog-like' than 'cat-like'.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Balloon dog poos.

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Balloon dog training

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal