Dogs And Animals Gifts

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

City Zoo: Day Care

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

A Good Batch.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Hmph. College kids.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"