Dog Sitting Pillows

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'Thank you for looking after him while we were away. Was he a good boy?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'