Dog Sitter Giggler Pillows

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'Now what?'

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

Food guide.

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

Beware Of The Hog...

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

"Hi, Stuart, I"m here to let you out..."

"Thanks, but he's fine. I won't be long."