Dog Sitter Giggler Mugs

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Dog Birthdays

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

'You're having antoher doggie treat party, right?'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"I have to go out for a few hours, and don't give me any attitude about it."

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'Now what?'

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

Beware Of The Hog...

Food guide.

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'It's disgusting! He just sits and licks his balls all day.'

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

"Hi, Stuart, I"m here to let you out..."

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

Could you do that somewhere else? Everyone in the meeting can see you.