Pet Lover Giggler Pillows

"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'Click it or ticket.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

'Good book?'

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

A girl with a dog and balloons

A centi-stampede.

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Cattery and kennels

'If we build it, they will come.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

'I'm good with sheep. . .'

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."