Newborn Caretaker Pillows

Daisy Diaper Service

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A midwife holding a baby

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

Bathing the dog

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Doughboy Dad

"She's a miniature."

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Help me!

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"Which one's yours?"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Mime Baby

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'