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'You will be now.'

A dancing couple

Elderly couple

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Canine Companion

Cling-On Dog

"I heard they mate for life."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Your love gives me strength."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Is this who I am?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Well, hello there, Boo Boo. Where's Daddy?"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."