Friendship Lover Gifts

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Time for tea and friendship.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The Thinker / The Kiss.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Lifesaver!

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Mermaids in love

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"You can always count on me."

Merry Kissmas

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"And do you promise to love, honour and be a total whore in the bedroom."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'So now what?'