Gentleman Club Appreciator T-Shirts

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Gentleman's Club Scene

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."

"Have you got it in beige?"

'I know where you live!'

The Life of the Party

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'Yes, I know Death comes in many guises, I just don't think it's appropriate.'

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

Victorian Gentleman

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

Princess Carpet

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Procedure - A Fact.

Moustached man

Top Hat

'A question of port.'

"We should speak to Bob about appropriate ways to express customer appreciation!"

'He knows how to treat a lady.'

"Welcome to the club. Not my club, mind you - you couldn't afford that."

Club Sketches - Cause and Effect.

"Your usual one too many, sir."

Age Cannot Wither.

"Thank, Baldo. You're such a gentleman, not like Joey. He's such an inconsiderate bum."