Gentleman's Club Member T-Shirts

Top Hat

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

The Dandy

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Gentleman's Club Scene

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Men drinking

'This English Setter, Irish Wolfhound and Scotch Terrier, go into a bar...'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"If we don't smoke absurdly large cigars, then the sensibly-sized cigar smokers will have won."

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

An accident could be on the cards

The Life of the Party

"Stuffy in here, isn't it?"

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

Victorian Gentleman

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

Gentlemen's club

"Well, that may not be the farthest drive I've ever seen...but t sure is the highest!"