Gentleman Aficionado Prints

Age Cannot Wither.

The Origami Society...

He looks so natural lying there...

Tim Burton

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Grim's Fairytales

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Gentleman's Club Scene

'I'll do half of it.'

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'Whatever it is you're doing down there, Malcolm, I think it's affecting the television.'

"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"

Dracula's bedtime.

'He is not my pet...he is my son!'

Robert Smith - The Cure.

'Do you have it in black?'

"One, one deduction! Two, two deductions! Three, three deductions! Four deductions ah ah ah!!!!!!"

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

Trilby - 'Tout vient a point, a qui sait attendre'.

Dracula Sunrise

Teddy boy's picnic

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

The Grim Reaper picking out a Greeting Card for his next victim

"Whenever it's a damn drizzly November in me soul, I do a little profit taking."

"Being a vampire ain't what it used to be. It's tough getting someone to agree to a blood test before you bite them."