Club Wielders Gifts

"They're in a statistical dead heat."

I could have danced all night!

"River well stocked this year."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Walk of Shame

After party at the spill club.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

God save the Queen.

Club insecurity.

His master's chill-out album

Gorgeous Groovers.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Vaccine passport required

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

Club DJ.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Forrest Gander

A couple of birds out on the town.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Party Party!

"Let's go clubbing."

"Would you like to dance?"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

Bouncer.

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'