Clubber Vibe Gifts

'Move along Sir, nothing to see'

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Do kids eat free?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Dance.

The Stripper

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Walk of Shame

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

After party at the spill club.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Gangsta wrap.

God save the Queen.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Vaccine passport required

Gorgeous Groovers.

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."