Nightclub Vibes Gifts

The Stripper

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

The Snooze Bar.

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Walk of Shame

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Dance.

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Punctuation Karaoke Night