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'Move along Sir, nothing to see'

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Disco Bunny.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Stripper

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do kids eat free?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

After party at the spill club.

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

Gangsta wrap.

God save the Queen.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Vaccine passport required

Gorgeous Groovers.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."