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'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

'Your feet are killing me!'

"That's very deep house."

Shingles Bar.

The Ly'in Starts Here.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'Feel like going out clubbing later?'

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

Alcoholics Unanimous

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'We found a stash of Echoes and some Lima Sierra Delta.'

Embarrassing Dancer.

'It Friday...Zog go clubbing.'

'All right, Clone Bob. I want you to go over and ask that blonde to dance. If she says yes, come back and get me.'

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'Ibiza night club' Oh no! The Germans have got to the dance floor first!

God save the Queen.

Woman crashes at work. Kelly's nightlife collides with her day job.

Rather than rely on a hunch to decide who gets into a trendy nightclub, bouncers now Google each person.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Kabul Klub

God sometimes moves in mysterious ways

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."

Mind Your Antennae.

"Hey, you wanna go to a strip club tonight?" "Are you kidding? I've got a girlfriend. I don't have money for that kind of thing."

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