Nightclub Goers Pillows

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Dance.

"The club scene is really changing."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

City centre pub.

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Dance Dance Dance.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Pints of Lager

Burlyesque

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

Early Night Club

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Bouncer.

Full glass

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Would you like to dance?"

Math Lounge