Nightclubbers Gifts

Sympathy Cards for everyday use.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bryan Ferry

The Snooze Bar.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Dancing at the Clubs.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Fried chickens.'

Dance.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Dance.

The Stripper

The Walk of Shame

"Why so grim, handsome?"