Night Clubs Gifts

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Dance.

'The grudge match.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Dance.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Stripper

The Walk of Shame