Night Clubs Gifts

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Tonight Fi Fi goes all the way.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Snooze Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Fried chickens.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Dance.

'The grudge match.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Stripper

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Why so grim, handsome?"