Night Club Newbie Gifts

Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Vaccine passport required

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Early Night Club

Burlyesque

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Dance Dance Dance.

"Thank you, Sir."

Cab Calloway Swings

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Party Party!

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

A couple of birds out on the town.