Night Clubbing Gifts

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Cab Calloway Swings

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

The Snooze Bar.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'Fried chickens.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Stripper

The Walk of Shame

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"