Night Clubbing T-Shirts

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Dancing at the Clubs.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Fried chickens.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Stripper

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"