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Dance Club Bouncer with scars "Must be Ska night."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

The Walk of Shame

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Burlyesque

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Thank you, Sir."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Early Night Club

Dance Dance Dance.

Vaccine passport required

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

A couple of birds out on the town.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.