Nightlife Gifts

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'They've set the bar too high!'

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

The City that Never Sleeps.

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'

"You. You. And you."

'Boozer's Week.'

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

'I'm on the list.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

The Ly'in Starts Here.

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"Bar closes in five minutes."

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'I decided to have all my happy hours in one night'

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

The local bar exercised social distancing

Bullroom Dancing.

"Fancy going clubbing ?"

"Me, I can't listen to music when I'm flying: I bump into things..."

Brew Clubs

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

'Seems like we've a long night ahead of us.'

"What's great about this job is the anti-social interaction."

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

'You misheard me, man - I said I was bringing two ageing babes, not two asian babes.'

Drunk man in pub with sign reading - 'Now drunk 24 hours'.