Nightlife Prints

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'They've set the bar too high!'

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

The City that Never Sleeps.

"I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said"

"You. You. And you."

'Boozer's Week.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

The Ly'in Starts Here.

'I'm on the list.'

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

Bullroom Dancing.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

"Me, I can't listen to music when I'm flying: I bump into things..."

"Fancy going clubbing ?"

The local bar exercised social distancing

'I decided to have all my happy hours in one night'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Bar closes in five minutes."

Naked cocktails

'...And I'd like a new watch, a leather handbag, a gold necklace and a puppy!'

Drunk man in pub with sign reading - 'Now drunk 24 hours'.

Drink laws.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'He don't look much but he could break your arm easy.'