Club Enthusiasts Pillows

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Nerd night at the club.

Cybergoths.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Dance Enthusiasts.

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"You. You. And you."

Shingles Bar.

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

The Modern Footballer Shows His Club Loyalty.

'Mensa smoking club'