Club Enthusiasts Prints

"Sink or swim society - now...get busy!!"

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'Guess what? Our club voted to become a gang!'

La Table

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Gentleman's Club Scene

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Nerd night at the club.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Cybergoths.

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Dance Enthusiasts.

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"You. You. And you."

Shingles Bar.

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'