Club Scene Queen T-Shirts

Krazee dancer yeah!

I could have danced all night!

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Disco Bunny.

Clubbing

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Dance Dance Dance.

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Beer

"To the lady in the harbor."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Cybergoths.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"That's very deep house."

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

Dogs at bar: 'If it weren't for teh food and shelter, I'd never chase another frisbee.'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer?

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

'Your dating profile was right. You really do know how to show a girl a good time.'

'It's your wife. She says you'd better call Dial-A-Prayer before you head for home.'