Club Scene Queen Gifts

Krazee dancer yeah!

I could have danced all night!

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Disco Bunny.

Clubbing

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Dance Dance Dance.

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

Beer

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"To the lady in the harbor."

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

Cybergoths.

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

"That's very deep house."

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

Dogs at bar: 'If it weren't for teh food and shelter, I'd never chase another frisbee.'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer?

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

"Artist's model, huh, anything I might have seen you in?"

'Your dating profile was right. You really do know how to show a girl a good time.'