Club Scene Explorer Gifts

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"So, do you come here often?"

'Another martini please.'

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Would you like to dance?"

Time-of-the-month club.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Cybergoths.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"Would I like a balloon animal?... Is that some kind of new cocktail?"

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Krazee dancer yeah!

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

Billy Goat and the Landlord

Nerd night at the club.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer?

"A banana daiquiri. And hold the daiquiri."

"A whino!"