Club Scene Explorer Gifts

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"So, do you come here often?"

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Another martini please.'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Would you like to dance?"

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Cybergoths.

Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

Krazee dancer yeah!

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

"Would I like a balloon animal?... Is that some kind of new cocktail?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Nerd night at the club.

Billy Goat and the Landlord

"A whino!"

"A banana daiquiri. And hold the daiquiri."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."

Dance Enthusiasts.