Comedy Scene Explorer Gifts

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"So, do you come here often?"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

'Another martini please.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"What's my motivation?"

"Hank, look – I’m Sandra Bullock!"

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

Swashbuckler, "In the first film his sword broke!"

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Farewell to Hollywood

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Billy Goat and the Landlord

'Have you done any stand-up?'