Comedy Scene Explorer Gifts

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

I could have danced all night!

'No ice.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"It's about time."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"So, do you come here often?"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Another martini please.'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Monica Bellucci

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Videos. Classics. DVD. Blu-Ray. No, Ernie, "Jason and the Argonauts" is not about fans of the movie "Argo."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"What's my motivation?"

"Hank, look – I’m Sandra Bullock!"

Swashbuckler, "In the first film his sword broke!"

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

'Yes, they've kept it pretty close to the book.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

Farewell to Hollywood

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Billy Goat and the Landlord