Football And Faith Fan Pillows

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

I like the Jets...I guess

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Bears

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Uptight End"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'