Spiritual Football Fan Pillows

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Now what?!'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Referee cop.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Go deep!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Football Delivery

Football Violence

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'