Spiritual Football Fan Prints

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Archaeologists discover a football

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Touchdown!'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Football Violence

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

Football Delivery

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

Referee cop.

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Go deep!"

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Sports Medicine.