Faithful Sports Fan Prints

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.