Enthusiastic Performer Pillows

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Sheep striptease'.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

A woman playing the flute

Sailor boy

"More helium."

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Air Sitar.

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

Magicians monkey.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Clown school

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Helium Guitar Festival

Greece

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Policeman

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Naked Hamlet