Enthusiastic Performer Mugs

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Ginger Baker.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Sheep striptease'.

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"More helium."

A woman playing the flute

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Air Sitar.

Pogo Cellist

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

Magicians monkey.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Clown school

Madonna

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

Helium Guitar Festival

Greece

Frankie Boyle

Policeman

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."