Heavenly Player Pillows

I know, I was expecting something different too...

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Jenga!!!

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Basketball Halo

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Sudden death?'

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Inventive Uses of Halo

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

Goodbye Aretha

Heavenly Tennis.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

I don

"My 'chord' and my God!"

'Don't worry -- that's just George Carlin.'

"Athletic scholarship."

Noughts and crosses.

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

"Mind if I pray through?"

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Basketball player in heaven has a net on his halo that makes it look like a basketball hoop.

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

"First one to eleven."

"He was the inventor of the Hula Hoop."

'Heulluva Mark.'

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

Cricketer praying before bed "and please,please,please no short risers on middle and leg."

"Excellent Hail Mary."

Heavenly basketball player

"Of course there are golf clubs in Heaven - you'll see for yourself tomorrow..."