Hell's Golfer Gifts

'Um... no. I don't think so.'

Golfing Bishop.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

A man plays golf by the sea

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

Golfing with God.

Golf

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Putter'.

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"IV!"

Using Science In Fashion Design

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

'Boy, after you hit the golf ball and hop around a little bit, it ends up being, what's that word... boring.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Office carpets,putting green type.

'Sudden death?'

'I somehow always knew heaven would be like this!'

"I hate golf...But I Like wearing silly pants."

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

The 19th hole

Golfer going through customs

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty